Sunday 18th October – 3pm
It’s official. Competitive conkers are coming to The Shoulder of Mutton, Strumpshaw.
We’re going back to the playground for a proper old-fashioned Conker Championship — except this time there’s a bar.
Conkers will be supplied by us, prepared to the same standard and drawn at random before each match. No bringing your suspiciously indestructible 14-year-old champion from home. No baking. No vinegar. No varnish. No cheating.
Matches will be played under Mutton Rules, with a knockout competition to find our first ever Great Conker Champion.
Bragging rights
Questionable sporting ability
Beer
Mandatory victory dance
WINNER TAKES ALL. LOSER GOES HOME CRYING.
Think you’ve still got it?
Sign up at the bar to enter.
No purists. No excuses. Just cracking nuts.